http://www.reagan-paintings.com A Lawyer Joke
You know, these last several weeks, I’ve felt a little bit like that farmer that was driving his horse and wagon to town for some grain and had a head-on collision with a truck. And later was the litigation involving claims for his injuries, some of them permanent.
And he was on the stand and a lawyer said to him, “Isn’t it true that while you were lying there at the scene of the accident someone came over to you and asked you how you were feeling, and you said you never felt better in your life?” And he said, “Yes, I remember that.”
Well, later he’s on the stand and the witnesses were there — the lawyer for the other side is questioning — and he said, “When you gave that answer about how you felt, what were the circumstances?” “Well,” he said, “I was lying there and a car came up and a deputy sheriff got out.”
He said, “My horse was screaming with pain — had broken two legs. The deputy took out his gun, put it in the horse’s ear, and finished him off.” And he said, “My dog was whining with pain — had a broken back. And,” he said, “he went over to him and put the gun in his ear.
And then,” he says, “he turned to me and says now, how are you feeling?”
